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I’m a Disenfranchised Voter!

barack HUSSEIN obama, the ACORN manI’m a disenfranchised voter because ACORN practices and other voter fraud is robbing me of my ability to make my vote count.

My late father voted Republican all his life, but now he’s voting for Democrats.

The Chicago thug politician is very familiar with this practice. After all, Chicago politics is known for vote early and vote often.

(For contrast, I have to throw in my favorite Emo Phillips‘ quote: Grandma was brain dead but her heart was still beating; it was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family.)

In order to be funny and not some lame attempt to pander to a specific demographic, humor must be based on an element of truth. That’s why the above jokes work and the Bush is stupid jokes don’t. Bush’s IQ is higher than Gore’s, Kerry’s, and probably any Chicago thug politician who comes to mind, but one Chicago thug politician in particular.

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Joe the Plumber is My New Hero!

World's Greatest Plumber t-shirt and gift ideas designHolland (Toledo-area Ohio) plumber Joe Wurzelbacher asked the ACORN candidate Barack Hussein Obama a tax question that the news media and Obama’s other enablers have thus far refused to ask.

Joe, who like most of us who are ambitious and still believe in the American Dream, has been working 12-hour days. In Joe’s case, he’s working hard because he hopes to buy a plumbing business. Joe wants to be able to employee other people, but now fears that achieving his dream in Barack Hussein Obama’s world would mean that by grossing more than $250,000 in a year, he’ll now be considered wealthy. The important factor is that what a small business grosses is far removed from that business’ profit. Confiscatory tax rates mean that Joe can’t achieve his dream because Obama’s taxes will take away the dollars Joe (and people like him) want to invest in the business. Dollars that could otherwise be used to pay other employees and the benefits for those employees.

On Sunday, Wurzelbacher told Obama that he’s working hard because of his goal to buy a plumbing company that grosses more than $250,000 a year; Joe asked him: “Your new tax plan is going to tax me more, isn’t it?”

Obama’s reply said it all: “It’s not that I want to punish your success, I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance at success, too. I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

In other words, Obama doesn’t think that anyone who works hard should have more fruits from their labors than those who don’t work. Joe and people like him are supposed to work to pay his own bills and those of as many nonworking people as possible. (In the meantime, those who milk the system and cook the books are rewarded. After all, cooking the books is why even though he’s in the middle of a divorce and still has an $8 million home to sell Frank Raines has the money to buy a $4.9 million condo.)

More information:

His Invisible Friend Joe the Plumber
Don’t ignore this man.
By Kathryn Jean Lopez

His Invisible Friend Joe the Plumber Discussion on Free Republic

Complete Index for the World’s Greatest Plumber T Shirt and Gift Ideas Design

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Responding to the Usual Threat to Cut Essential Services

Give Me a Break with the Middle Name Crap Already!

barack HUSSEIN obama, the ACORN manMy middle name is Kay.

I also happen to be white — and 1/16th Cherokee, which is why you see the casino-associated t-shirt design picture and link in the right column of this page, but I digress….

It’s racist for me to associate my skin color with any organization. Politically correct restrictions prohibit me from forming the White Conservative Christian Bloggers Who are Primarily Stuck at Home Because of a Disabling Chronic Condition Caucus, for example. Despite that, if someone uses my middle name, it’s absurd to think that “Kay” implies any association with the KKK. (If Democrat Robert C. Byrd’s middle name was Kay, he couldn’t make the same claim.)

The Democrat presidential candidate is half black.

It’s just as absurd for Democrats to claim that anyone who uses the Democrat presidential candidate’s middle name is implying that their candidate practices the Muslim faith of his father. (For those of you who’ve been under a rock for the 50 years of this current presidential election campaign, Barack* H. Obama’s middle name is Hussein.)

On the other hand, in my opinion anyone can — and should! — make assumptions about the Democrat presidential candidate Barack H. Obama based on the names of his friends and associates at ACORN, the Weather Underground, and on and on….

Kay is my middle name. Hussein is Obama’s. Refraining from saying either middle name out loud won’t change a thing. What is is (according to the usual meaning of “is”). Deal with it!

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Alogoric of Dork (Theodoric of York Parody)

Before the Age of globAL Warming, weather forecasting was still in its infancy. The art of weather predictions was conducted not by divinity school flunkouts and failed presidential candidates, but by meteorologists and scientists who adhered to the scientific method rather than falling prey to politically correct shammerific consensus.

Those meteorologists were the forerunners of today’s persons of the weather, and there are actually citizens of the world who wish the scientific methods and techniques such meteorologists developed could still be practiced today.

Instead, the globAL Warming pioneer decided it was more politically (and monetarily) feasible to rely on a socialist, Alinsky-style agenda of manufactured crisis. This is the story of that globAL Warming pioneer: Alogoric of Dork.

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Obama’s Weather Underground Associate Bill Ayers

ACORN Man Has His Own Shirt Shop!

If you're upset about the group that encourages and perpetrates countless acts of voter fraud, then point out the ACORN community organizer's history with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now with this ACORN Man design.The ACORN Man now appears on an assortment of t-shirts and some caps and hats!

If you’re upset about the group that encourages and perpetrates countless acts of voter fraud, then point out the ACORN community organizer’s history with the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now with this ACORN Man design.

Complete Index for the Obama the ACORN Man Shirt Shop

The Obama Campaign Stinks!

Obama the ACORN ManAccording to information on the CBS News Web site, the organization of the ACORN Community Organizer’s Campaign borders on being desperate and uncaring. And their campaign plane stinks: literally! Maybe they equate being green with ignoring their personal environment — equating going organic with letting messes take care of themselves. Who knows?

How do they expect us to believe they’re serious about cleaning up the environment if they don’t bother to keep their personal and work environment clean?

Source:
Reporter’s Notebook: Seeing How The Other Half Lives
From CBS News’ Dean Reynolds

Obama ACORN Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree

Recent newsworthy “community organizing” efforts by ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now):

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